| For something more serious, just look down at my gallery where I've got some other things. This is probably going to be ongoing...and whoever wants to be added in the sequel just let me know! |
| For something more serious, just look down at my gallery where I've got some other things. This is probably going to be ongoing...and whoever wants to be added in the sequel just let me know! |


Awesomely Awesome TaleSomewhere on the beaches of California lies a deep and dark labyrinth that has terrible cell reception and starchy towels. All in all, it was a crappy place for me to set up a subterranean resort. I mean, not even my pet rock Growlie would want to stay there. But with a bit of elbow grease and a quick montage video I made of me cleaning (hello YouTube!) it became the legendary Underground Mega Labyrinth Hotel Spa Resort of Doom (since I was into literal names at the time). Anyways, the story that Im reciting for our campfire today is all about my first customer and how we managed to defeat the hordes of legendary steak-Awesomely Awesome Tale


Moxie's story(Moxie is running towards the end of the street, being chased by several people who look like soldiers and are carrying high powered assault rifles) Soldier #1: All right, team 2 set up at checkpoint B, we will attempt to intercept Rouge Package. Soldier#2: Awaiting clearance to fire near civvies (Headset buzzing) We are cleared to resort to deadly force, open fire all teams. (Ten more soldiers rush out in the open, surrounding Moxie. They open fire and Moxie falls down.) Soldier#5: Rouge Package has been contained, prepare to helicopter evac. out. (Moxie stands up and runs the nearest store, a restaurant.)Moxie's story


Bloody Murder, openingI long for the day where I can rest in peace, away from the thing that shall give me no rest in this life. The suffering, why must I feel like this? The truth is, Ive kept this hidden even from myself at times, but Im not normal. I hear things, see things that I shouldnt. Monsters from my own mind are worse than all the monsters you shall ever see in your life. And now they are starting to push, push at the very edges of my consciousness trying to come out of me. I have asked myself who could ever feel similar to me, and the only man who came to mind died in the Dark Ages, Dante. A man who went through hell, and saw all it hBloody Murder, opening


Birthday PoemWhat happens when someone says your name? Does anything come into their minds? To me, words such as Kind, Gentle, and Understanding, Are instantly drawn upon the surface.Birthday Poem
What do people think when they say that name, your name? Do they think of all the times you have helped them? All the good times you have shared with them, memories that would last forever?
Perhaps they think of a day, a time, a place Of friendship, love, peace? But whats in a name? You tell me.
Hope you liek my work too <3
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OH HAI, I JUST UPGRADED YOUR CUCUMBER.
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Yeaah'mmm?
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WOOOOOWWZZAAAHHHHH
Ever heard of the Free Hugs Campaign? Well, there was this one guy in Australia who felt down in the dumps, so he went to the Mall in the Sydney, Australia and held up a sign that read, "FREE HUGS." Ever heard of it? Anyway, they were BANNED from the mall for a bit, so they got 10,000 SIGNATURES and now it's a Campaign to held people feel better and lead them out of depression, you know? AW! It's so cool, how SOME people will just go up and give you a hug, you know?
If someone just random comes up and gives me a hug, I'll probably be the happiest girl on earth, as long as I still have everything on me as I did before. You know? like.....
... Whoa... kinda long post....
Ever seen Lye To Me? I'm missing this one really intresting episode so that I can type all this sorta random stuff, and I just keep going on and on and onandon and on until Iscrew up completely, and even then, I keep going,just saying stuff that comes to my head.
You wanna know what bugs me? When you're "role playing" or something and you lay down certain rules right at the begining, and people just TOTALLY blow you off. Drives me NUTS. No, it drives me Cocoa for Cocoa puffs! 8D
OH NO!!!! My watch is dying! *gives hymlich (sp) maneuver* Le GASP!!!! BREATHE, DANG IT!!!!
.... the beeps are fading...
anyway, I should probably go bother somebody else, huh? Unless something else comes to mind between now and leaving your page....
Imma go bug my cat.... nah, she's outside... oh wellz. No pats for Mitzi. XP
How about...... SILVER! I should go bother HER! WHat do you think? ^^
Ciao.
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Capn need's pgviews. :iconCapnJon: He tuld me tu du dis.
Awesome running Blood icon by.... *ART-fromthe-HEART
Proud member of ~Animal-Adoption-Club~crazy4wolvesclub~Shadow-of-a-LoneWolf~Warrior-Cats-Club
Oh, no, not THAT again... XP
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Capn need's pgviews. :iconCapnJon: He tuld me tu du dis.
Awesome running Blood icon by.... *ART-fromthe-HEART
Proud member of ~Animal-Adoption-Club~crazy4wolvesclub~Shadow-of-a-LoneWolf~Warrior-Cats-Club
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-Everyone knows what a duck in an alleyway means... -Anonymous
I like my signature too
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Being me is A LOT harder than I make it look.
"Just pure liquid bottled awesome," The New York Times
"Like eating llamas and brownies!!" Readers Digest
"I just wanna go home," Dr. Phil
Avatar made by Liadeia
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-Everyone knows what a duck in an alleyway means... -Anonymous
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Being me is A LOT harder than I make it look.
"Just pure liquid bottled awesome," The New York Times
"Like eating llamas and brownies!!" Readers Digest
"I just wanna go home," Dr. Phil
Avatar made by Liadeia
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-Everyone knows what a duck in an alleyway means... -Anonymous
And thank you, while sometimes my ideas can be out there, I am glad someone else thinks that they are cool.
I do hope I can practice what I preach though, you know?
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Being me is A LOT harder than I make it look.
"Just pure liquid bottled awesome," The New York Times
"Like eating llamas and brownies!!" Readers Digest
"I just wanna go home," Dr. Phil
Avatar made by Liadeia
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